Got this in email
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and
contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also
know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not
required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...
thought this was just to cute not ta share:)
Friday, February 19, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Winter Blues kit
I made this ScrapLayout with my dear niece Ashley's photos(just had ta use the Squirkie lol) and a cool scrapkit by Aleah's Mommy Designs.The kit is called Winter Blues & is available at these stores in both tagger & full sizes:
Country Hollow Designs
Digital Pixel Pixies
Katelynn's Designs
Check out my Niece's art while browsing too:)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Lil Cupid Tubes by Angelique
This is a cute Valentine's tag made with one of Angelique's cute lil cupid tubes.They were just released & so adorable. They are located here.
Here is the tube set:

Here's my tag:

Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Poinsettia Extras:)
I just made these cute extras with Angelique's cute lil Poinsettia tubes:)Her tubes are located here: http://coolscrapsdigital.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_39&products_id=2825 .I also used her"Joy Of Christmas"kit as well. I also used my friend Kathy's tut to make the tag.(Hope it's ok to share the tut link).Her tut is located here: http://siskatscreations1.blogspot.com/search/label/Christmas%20Fusion%20Tut
Here is the link to the tags.
The extras look like my tag:)

Please let me know if there's any trouble with these links:) Happy Holidays to everyone:)
Here is the link to the tags.
The extras look like my tag:)

Please let me know if there's any trouble with these links:) Happy Holidays to everyone:)
Monday, October 5, 2009
Fairy Fling kit by DE Embellishments

I made this tag using Angelique's cute Fairy Fling taggers kit. Which can be found here: http://coolscrapsdigital.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_39&products_id=1868
It also comes in full size,which can be found here: http://coolscrapsdigital.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_39&products_id=1867
If you love fairies,this kit is perfect. (it has more colors than pink lol.)
Be sure to check it out as well as her other cool goodies.She going to be with Cool Scraps Digital as an Exclusive Designer as of October 2009.
Here's the kit preview

It also comes in full size,which can be found here: http://coolscrapsdigital.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_39&products_id=1867
If you love fairies,this kit is perfect. (it has more colors than pink lol.)
Be sure to check it out as well as her other cool goodies.She going to be with Cool Scraps Digital as an Exclusive Designer as of October 2009.
Here's the kit preview

Tuesday, May 26, 2009
My newest tag:)
Ok this is my latest tagging attempt.I made this with a lovely tube set called "Oriental Princess"& a lovely scrapkit called "Oriental Tea" by Angelique of Digital Embellishments.Both sets have been out for a bit,but I still couldn't resist using them.
The tube set can be found at:
Cool Scraps Digital, Treasured Scraps, &
Desired Designs and Scraps
The Kit is available in both Tagger & Full Sizes.They can be found at:
Cool Scraps Digital(Full,Tagger), Treasured Scraps(Full,Tagger),
Desired Designs and Scraps(Full,Tagger), & Whisprd Designz (Full,Tagger)
Here's my tag:)
It was made in PSP8 & I used the font called Bamboo.
Cool Scraps Digital, Treasured Scraps, &
Desired Designs and Scraps
The Kit is available in both Tagger & Full Sizes.They can be found at:
Cool Scraps Digital(Full,Tagger), Treasured Scraps(Full,Tagger),
Desired Designs and Scraps(Full,Tagger), & Whisprd Designz (Full,Tagger)
Here's my tag:)
It was made in PSP8 & I used the font called Bamboo.
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